Author Archives: Dan from Madison

Bears vs. Sea Chickens Open Thread

I have a pretty good feeling about this one especially if Fuller and the D can get their heads out of their butts for the entire game, not just the first half.  Bears by 7 and your faithful “fire everybody” crew will be there!

Predictions for 2018, Khalil Mack and Bears/Slack Open Thread

Well, its been a while since there was a post here due to busy lives.  But its football season and time for the Bears to shine!  Or suck, depending on your point of view.

So, Khalil Mack!  We love this pickup here at Fire Everybody for one simple reason.  We have had so many busts in recent years in the draft that it doesn’t really matter.  Even the BEST NFL teams at drafting only have half of those players on the team after just a few years so why not get a proven talent if you can afford it.

Does this make the Bears a playoff contender?  I do think so.  I had them set at 8-8 this year, but the addition of Mack is a big deal.  Is 10-6 out of the question?

In my opinion, it is all up to our guy tittiess.

If he plays well we will make it.  If not, nope.  And he doesn’t even have to be Aaron Rodgers – all he has to do is NOT LOSE and we will be fine.  I think Mitch will be in a good position to succeed as I don’t think Nagy is as stupid as some of our previous coaches and won’t put tittiess in a position to fail like so many other Bears qbs in the past.

Also, we had a good defense BEFORE the addition of Mack so this will help with things like field position.

Vegas doubts that the Bears are worth a crap with the Packers sitting at 7.5 point favorites, a massive spread in the NFL.

Free Agency and Draft Open Thread

For all of the hype, both of these events in and of themselves are pretty stupid, but here is an open thread so our tens of readers can talk about all of the great things the Bears did this free agency and draft seasons.

Bears vs. Vikings

Well, we have come to the end of yet another year of futility for the Bears.  Double digit losses, no playoffs, and all that jazz.  The elves here at Fire Everybody will be hard at work on Black Monday, updating and changing the masthead with the inevitable changes that are forthcoming.

Bears vs. Browns

Ho Ho Ho!  And what a Christmas present for the Bears faithful to be able to see this game on Christmas Eve.  Don’t worry everyone, the season is almost over and we will be able to start working on the new masthead for this site.

Bears vs. Lions

The rare Saturday game has the Bears facing the Lions.  WHY are we starting to win games now that it is 100% to our detriment?!  We need to tank!

On the other hand, Grabowski is getting some good playing time in and is improving by the game.  I think the early returns show that he will be solid.  Thank god.

Bears vs. Bengals

We have been here before.  Nothing to play for.  Late in the season.  The press up in arms.  Black Monday is coming.  I am totally cheering for the Bears to lose as there is ZERO benefit to winning right now.  We need to keep Mitch upright.  Another lost season.